So I know I can’t be the only one who makes sex mixes. It’s absolutely essential to good sex. A bad soundtrack or failure to have one long enough is never good. I certainly won’t be sleeping with Dick once he gets here…. but let’s say we hypothetically booked a suite at the Gansevoort and hypothetically we layed down for a nap after a long day of drinks by the pool and hypothetically one thing leads to another… and before you know it we are having mindblowing sex? Hypothetically, of course. We’d need a good playlist right? And even if hypothetically that never happens… a girl needs to be prepared.
Below is my playlist for hypothetical sex with the ex:
1. I Miss You – Blink 182 (Used to be one of Dick and I’s songs – plus you can put it on and it doesn’t sound all that sexy, more like a song to “take a nap to”
2. Carry You – Dispatch (Hot)
3. Out Loud – Dispatch (Sweet)
4. Stay or Leave – Dave Matthews (Listen to the words)
5. Better Together – Jack Johnson (Dick and I’s song)
6. Rehab – Amy Winehouse (If you don’t believe me watch the Nip/Tuck clip of Matt and Kimber getting it on during a meth binge. Trust me.)
7. Sorry – Buckcherry (Passionate and perfect especially for someone who is… well, sorry)
8. I’m Yours – Jason Mraz (A totally cute and happy song)
9. Slow Dancing in a Burning Room – John Mayer (Anyone who has ever had a breakup should listen to this song… it’s incredibly written and beautiful)
10. What Goes Around – Justin Timberlake (Comes around!)
11. Soul to Squeeze – Red Hot Chili Peppers (So hot to hook up to… my high school boyfriend introduced me to this one;)
12. Under My Thumb – Rolling Stones (Pure sex)
13. Can I be Your Best Friend? – 50 Cent (Another of Dick and I’s inside jokes)
14. Blue and Yellow – The Used (Again, a hot one to hook up to)
15. Rehab – Rhianna (Good words, good breakup/hookup song)
16. You’re All I Need to Get By – Method Man and Mary J. Blige (Getting a little ghetto with it never hurt anyone)
17. If I Never See Your Face Again – Maroon 5 (Watch the video with Rhianna, hot!)
18. Won’t Go Home Without You – Maroon 5 (Let’s just say if Adam Levine sings this to me next time we hang out… I will not go home without him)
19. All We Are – One Republic (“We must say goodbye, we won’t break, we won’t die…”)
20. What For – Rooney (Gossip Girl got me on this one, I confess)
21. You’re a Wolf – Sea Wolf (Gossip Girl again! What can I say, their music producer is on top of their game)
22. Hands Down – Dashboard Confessional (Since I lost my virginity to Dick with this song it’s only appropriate)
Wow talk about overly emotional! I’m going to need to be drunk for this one.
Nobody needs 1.4 hours to have sex (ouch) but there’s always the pause function. I’m going to post more playlists in the coming weeks, feel free to leave your personal favorites in comments!
